Fort

“Ow! Oww! Those are real owws!”
— the kid provides commentary while her mom combs the tangles out of her hair

The kid’s been interested in building forts since she was a wobbly toddler.

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She’s constantly strewing blankets precariously over assorted fixtures around the house, creating little canopied bunkers from which she can hide (and sometimes) plot and plan capers against her unsuspecting parents.

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She can be very single-minded while in “fort creation mode”, with zero qualms about sneaking up to a happily napping parent and sprinting off with said parent’s warm and toasty blanket.

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I have to admit, her fort-building prowess has increased exponentially over the years.

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Though she’s still a sneaky little blanky thief.